Mean Girls (2024), dir. Samantha Jayne and Arturo Perez, Jr. ★★★★★
ChatGPT, make a Gen Z version of Mean Girls. And make it a musical.
Maybe that’s a disservice to writer/actor Tina Fey, but comparing her tedious remake of the 2004 cult classic to a bloodless OpenAI isn’t too far from the truth. This 2024 version closely traces the cliquey American high school schematics of the original and draws in all the modern developments that Zoomers are into: selfies, TikTok dances, diversity, whatever. Yes, Ok, diversity is commendable and perhaps offers the only justifiable motivation for a remake, but the pieces just don’t fit.
After growing up in Kenya, teenager Cady Herron (a decently geeky Angourie Rice) moves to the US and is thrust immediately into the difficult social dynamics of high school. She’s guided by the bottom wrung represented by Janis (Auli’i Cravalho) and Damian (Jaquel Sivey), before being semi-snatched by the elite Plastics and the queenly alpha-female Regina George (Reneé Rap). Fey keeps venerated lines to inferior effect, spoken by the actors like formulaic throwbacks, and expurgates those that could offend a modern audience (Amanda Seyfried’s ‘Why are you white?’ is gone, despite being one of the original’s funniest moments). Strangely, despite these timely updates, Fey commits to the calorie-counting, body-shaming subplot…
What about the new elements? Rice’s awkward cluelessness is enjoyable; often the best moments involve Cady's efforts to entice Math class partner Aaron Samuels (Christopher Briney). And although Rap is much, much better and reaches superior nuance in The Sex Lives of College Girls, she gives Regina an exaggerated flair befitting a musical. But the addition of music and lyrics is little more than a gimmick, which appears to be forgotten around midway through before it’s nervously remembered. There are a few good jokes, but they’re directed as if in a rush. The entire film is chaotically accelerated, pasted with limp messages of modern feminism that react like broken fireworks after the cultural explosion of Barbie.
But the key issue with Mean Girls (2024) is the attempt to remake an early millennial teen movie and expect the current youth to flock. No. Just no. Every generation deserves its own high school movies and TV shows. Booksmart, Sex Education and Bottoms achieve and say so much more than this gaffer tape job. Even the less brilliant Moxie and Do Revenge seem more in touch with today’s adolescence than Fey appears to be. She’s more like Regina George’s mother, desperate to be down with the kids. This critic can’t imagine a world in which the kids will have her.
Photo: Paramount Pictures
WHEN
From Wednesday 17 January
WHERE
In cinemas